Addressing the Issues

Ok, there are a few issues that need to be addressed with the previous blog posted by my beautiful potbelly wife.

1. Will the baby have our worst attributes?
2. D-Dubb doesn’t change diapers.
3. Fainting and Farting

Item #1 Will the baby have our worst attributes?

We all looked a little goofy pre-puberty, but does pre-puberty even matter? Because a picture is worth a thousand words, we're just gonna have you soak these shots in.

I think Whitney Mae will have fine attributes.


Item # 2 Danny said he wouldn’t change a diaper.

Let me just say this. Mindi doesn’t clean, she straightens. Which means when it comes to wiping the baby's bum, the only person who is gonna really “get between the cracks” so to speak, is me. If the baby could talk when she comes out, I guarantee she would personal request a nice wipe down from her father who is thorough and detailed. They say the proof is in the pudding, to this day you can’t tell a difference in my bum from when I was first born. Yes I’m that good.

Item # 3 Fainting and Farting

I think you should google about what happens usually to those who faint. 95% of people who faint do one of the two things, completely poop their pants, or pee themselves. I read a study conducted by the students of Harvard that the 5% of those who don’t completely loose their bowl movements, when fainting, are more powerful, handsome, and are more likely to succeed. And just for the record, when you faint it can be one of the most relaxing states your body can be in, since I knew I was fainting, I released any built up pressure to ensure maximum relaxation.

To give you an update of us; we are doing fine. Only 4 weeks left of freedom. We were talking about our schedules the other night and how to accommodate the new addition to the family and it really sank in. Holy H E Double Hockey Sticks, It’s gonna be a trip yo. None the less we are excited.

We haven’t been keeping up on American Idol this year, even with that kid from Utah doing so well. I find that I get angry and jealous watching the show, and continually ponder, “when will I get my big shot”. So in serious contemplation Mindi and I decided to create our own Whole New World. Please keep us in you prayers. I’m hoping Simon Cowel gets a wif of this presentation and invites me on the show as a new and upcoming performer.